just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
