Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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