I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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