so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
