Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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