love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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