fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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