Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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