Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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