Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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