About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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