: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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