are you still at the devil's house?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
