I smell stomach acid.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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