How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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