hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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