Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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