i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I can text with my tongue
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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