Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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