idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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