New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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