talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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