i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Randomize
