What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
