is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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