Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
