There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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