they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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