she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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