Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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