they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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