remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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