just come out here and I will go home with you...
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
only you would photoshop your dick
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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