i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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