I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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