I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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