But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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