I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
cat food counts as protein by the way
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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