I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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