She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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