Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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