Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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