covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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