Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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