Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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