Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Randomize
