We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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