did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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