Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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