I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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