Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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