just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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