Define "chronic" masturbator.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
high people should be assigned attendants
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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