Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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