after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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